In other news, I was recently informed, thank you random reader, that the Conservative and Reform movements in the US are starting to promote aliyah amongst young people. I am usually on top of my favorite topic, but this is a new fact. Apparently, it's quite true, and Nefesh'b'Nefesh is starting to develop in the direction of the non-Orthodox. A lot of it has to do with the fact that the Jewish Agency is allowing Nefesh'b'Nefesh to basically dictate aliyah outreach policy. Lo and behold, the impossible is occuring. A bureacratic organization is realizing that a privately-run organization is cleverer, faster and more efficient. Miracles do happen. Lets hope G-d's plan is realized and a subconscious wave of Jewish Zionist fervor starts to spread throughout the young Jews of the Diaspora. Comfort and income security, they will realize, is not the essence of life. Ideology, even on a basic level, is more powerful and is the only real glue of a society with a future. Plus, comfort and income security are relative and can be improved with hard work. Not everything has to be served up on a silver platter.
Personally, I will offer what I can in order to promote the above. The rewards are as follows:
Friend level (a vacation of under 3 weeks) - you get a tub of hummus, the couch and a private tour of Jerusalem.
Special Friend level (3 weeks to 8 weeks) - you get hummus, free tours, and my bed.
Silver Friend level (2-5 months, usually a study program) - you get my hummus, bed, free tours, use of my bike, and an opportunity to play with fun toys (no, V, not those types of toys).
Gold Friend level (you make the big move) - you get my bed (yes, you can live in my room I will sleep on the couch), my food is your food, my bike is your bike, you get to play with fun toys and you'll get both regular tours and special tours.
Platinum Friend level (you make the move and do 'fun' activities) - same as Gold level plus something that can't be described.
so start making plans.

3 Comments:
This is very nice Mr. Felix but what if a sergeiesque character comes along and wants to be your platinum friend.
What will you do then?
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Anonymous, At
8:11 AM
I think if a sergeiesque character shot for the platinum level, and actually made it, he would no longer be sergeiesque.
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Felix, At
6:33 AM
Mr. Felix:
One small oversight:
You conspicuously left out the Black Onyx Friend level:
Licking the hummus directly off your naked body
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Anonymous, At
9:58 AM
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